Look. I personally feel that most politicians currently in office or running for office are a bunch of assclowns who are in it for their own personal gain.

I would like to hear from people who genuinely like either presidential ticket. I'd like to know what specific policy offerings from either candidate people believe will serve them in their personal lives.

I tried this on Facebook and got no takers. This leads me to believe that most people are voting against one or the other candidate.

So...here is your  platform. Make your case.

Tell me...and the world...why you want your candidate to be president.

Fuck You You Fucking Fucks

I just want to say:

Fuck you.

Fuck your religion.

Fuck your opinion...your bloated, self-righteous bullshit. 

You cannot "save" me. You cannot sway me. I will not bend to you.

I am fucking drunk. So...Present to me your fact-based argument and I will consider it. 

Back it up and cite your sources. 

Please note that if your source is the "Bible", I will reject it. The Bible is not valid fact.

Keyword Search Referrals II

I have a Blogpatrol account that counts page hits and takes a bunch of other statistics for my blogs.

A while back, I posted about a strange Google keyword search referal. Well...another strange one has come up: "my pony's for sale"

Once again, I have no idea how my blog would come up with that kind of search term. I have not used those words in any of my blogs. I don't own a pony. I've never owned a pony. I don't have a pony for sale. Pfft.

Oh well.

My birthday

Yeah, it is almost a month since my big 40th birthday.

I'm just getting around to putting up some video of the show I went to. I just want to help promote local metal music and my good friends in the band, Erebus, from Madison.

I had a hell of a good time headbanging and moshing.

FUCKTARD OF THE MONTH!

Woohoo! I've received an award!

My...um...friend, Bo Jack Russo, has named me "Fucktard Turdeater of the Month" on his blog, The Bojack Express.

This award is to recognize people with exceptional fucktardiness (yes I just made that word up, 'cuz Ima fucktard.)

I am humbled and honored by this recognition. I must thank my guide and mentor, Bo Jack Russo, a supreme fucktard himself from whom I've learned everything I know about fucktardism. (Yet another word I just made up, cuz Ima fucktard.)

As I have stated in a previous post, I love the word Fucktard. So, in addition to the great honor of this distinction, I get the pleasure of writing a blog post in which I get to use the word, fucktard, as many times as possible. Plus, because I am a fucktard, I even get to make up new fucktardish words like: fucktardish, fucktardiness and fucktardism.

Once again: Thank you Bojack Bomo Fucktard supreme, and your little faerie friend too!

Mike's Writing Workshop & Newsletter: Justin Woo: Poem "Dear Mr. Fritzl"

Mike's Writing Workshop & Newsletter: Justin Woo: Poem "Dear Mr. Fritzl"

Check out this poem.

40

Okay

So I'm fuckin' forty years old (as of 7 days ago).  As expected, I don't feel much different. I know now, as I think I should have known all along, that I am who I am and I will continue to be so.

I'm still rebellious. I still don't give a shit what anyone thinks of me. I'm still not a Boy Scout even though I played the part of Assistant Cub Master for a brief time. I still cuss and talk nasty. I still have a problem with teachers and principals. I still love heavy metal and I still like to jump in the pit and mosh.

So. Check in with me in 10 years and see if 50 mellows me out.