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Just a bit of a conversation from the forum on Wisconsin Metal Alliance.

Anal Pounding Shithammer wrote:
"Im not sure if masturbating in a grave yard is just really metal or just really creepy and serial killer kinda stuff."

natels wrote:

Let me clarify this for you mr. Shit Hammer:

Masturbating in a graveyard=Just plain creepy

Having sex with a dug-up corpse=just plain creepy

Having sex with a corpse in a morgue=Lazy creepy 'cause you don't have to dig for it.

Having sex with the corpse of someone you've bludgeoned to death with a tire iron=Creepy serial killer stuff.

Masturbating while fantasizing about having sex with a corpse in one or more of the above scenarios=Just keep it to yourself and it's all good.

Getting naked and having sex with another living person in a graveyard or morgue=Really metal (a la "Return of the Living Dead")

while eating corn chips (edit)

Kinda inspired by some Wisconsin grown necrophiliac morons:
Three Men Accused of Attemted Sexual Assault of a Corpse.